{"product_id":"acrylic-wall-clock-dinner-won-t-cook-itself-unfortunately-kitchen-clock","title":"Acrylic Wall Clock — “Dinner Won’t Cook Itself, Unfortunately” Kitchen Clock","description":"A crisp, minimalist acrylic wall clock that speaks with dry kitchen humor. The clean white face and bold black hands keep time with quiet confidence while the cheeky message — “Dinner won’t cook itself \/ Unfortunately” — sits front and center. Lightweight yet durable, the acrylic face resists chips and keeps the print bright. Mount it above a stove, by the dining nook, or near the planner where weekly meal prep happens. It’s the little nudge that turns “I’ll get to it” into “Okay, tonight’s dinner.” Simple, readable, and unapologetically honest — this clock blends function and personality without taking up visual space.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% durable acrylic construction for long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- Keyhole hanging slot built into the back for easy mounting\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp prints that retain bright color\u003cbr\u003e- Available in round or square shapes and two sizes (10.75\"×10.75\" and 8\"×8\")\u003cbr\u003e- Runs on one AA battery (not included) for straightforward operation\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean by wiping with a soft, damp cloth.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8'' × 8'' (Round)","offer_id":46807971889308,"sku":"30412987149877018018","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7652\/9564\/files\/310276519422618572_2048.jpg?v=1777994281","url":"https:\/\/cruwcialsales.com\/products\/acrylic-wall-clock-dinner-won-t-cook-itself-unfortunately-kitchen-clock","provider":"CruwcialSales","version":"1.0","type":"link"}