Graduation Humor T-Shirt — "I Have a PhD in Ordering Takeout" Tee

Lighthearted and quietly clever, this garment-dyed cotton tee wears its humor with a soft, lived-in feel. The front shows a graceful script that reads “I have a PhD in ordering takeout,” with a small graduation cap accent — an amused nod to late-night study sessions, grad-school camaraderie, or anyone who’s mastered the art of dinner on the fly. The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton and relaxed cut give it an easy silhouette that layers well under a cardigan or wears solo for errands, while the muted, garment-dyed colorway and sewn-in label add subtle vintage character. It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations, sparks knowing smiles, and fits into the routines of busy students, new grads, and anyone who balances ambition with a pragmatic appetite for convenience.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and vintage texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label; available in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean