Syllabus Shock T-Shirt — Funny College Syllabus Tee for Students & Professors

This garment-dyed tee speaks to students, teachers, and anyone who’s survived a syllabus drop that felt like a plot twist. The bold “SYLLABUS” lettering and subtle “shock” stamp sit on soft, heavyweight cotton that’s been dyed after construction for a lived-in look and velvety hand. Wear it on campus between classes, to study sessions that run late, or at casual faculty meetups — it reads as both cheeky and resigned, like a shared inside joke among people who know the semester grind. The relaxed fit and substantial fabric let it layer under a cardigan or stand alone as a statement piece, while the range of colors keeps the mood either bright or muted depending on how much you’re signaling panic versus calm.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, soft, pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, broken-in look and softer texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for structure and comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; wide color selection (58 colors)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean